I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”


Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

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Unexpressed emotions will never die. They are buried alive and will come forth later in uglier ways.

Sigmund Freud (via blazeberg)

I actually feel pretty today.

I actually feel pretty today.

Amazing how in the time span of 24 hours I can go from crying, sad and hating my life and myself to hopeful and smiley.

No one really know what’s going on but that’s okay. I can say though that when you know who your soulmate is, every nerve ending screams about it. I know I have mine. Trials and tribulations can keep on coming, we’ll keep coming out stronger.